Stadium

I agree with Stephen Merchant's Stadium Test regarding band names. His theory is that to test whether a band name will work or not you announce it in the style of a rock stadium announcer: "Ladies and gentlemen, please, welcome to the stage, LED ZEPPELIN!!!". It works, it sounds like a great band before they come on stage. Another example: "Ladies and gentlemen, please, welcome to the stage, U2!!!".

Okay, now let's try it with the band I saw last night: "Ladies and gentlemen, please, welcome to the stage:

NO SHARP OBJECTS!!!"